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Sign For Your L, Taking a loss in a war. "Ching Ching just took a fat L to Sign For Your L".
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Put hot sauce on your arm and shove it firmly into your significant others butthole
Levi and Karen did the Texas Road sign,both had a firey ass
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Dude, is stop sign sex a thing? Anything is a thing when you add sex to it.
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When one idiot driver at a stop sign is so afraid of oncoming traffic that they won't budge and it causes a long line of cars to back up, resembling sausage links.
Tom: Can you believe this @@#$%!?
Ed: (honking) Go you idiot! It's been clear both ways for a full minute!
Joe: (just pulling up to the end of the line) Crap, I'm late and it's another Stop Sign Salami because that fool in the minivan won't go!
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When one holds up 4 fingers, with their thumb down and palm facing themselves, it is the secret sign of homosexuality.
Did Jon just hold up the 4 finger sign, he’s definitely gay
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When you have to sign off on something but the recipient actually needs to hear 'suck a bag of dick' or 'Go fuck yourself'
Dear Cst,
I'm so sorry that when you were so busy getting high on yourself and showing your powerful ability to have a complete lack of regard for human life, you bumped yourself on my elbow while you were throwing me around. In the future, instead of assaulting you with the sheer fact that my body even exists, I will hide in the bushes and try not to breath instead of asking for help.
(HANDWRITE ILLEGIBLE SIGN-OFF HERE),
( HAND WIRRTEN ILLEGIBLE SIGNATURE)
The 'International Beer Sign' is the internationally accepted gesture for the word 'Beer'. It is used in loud environments such as clubs or when communicating with deaf people to help them understand that you want a beer.
The gesture is done by opening the mouth, placing both hands below as if holding a beer bottle, and moving them up and down while twisting the bottle.
In a club:
Man: "I'd like a beer please"
Bartender: "I can't hear you"
Man: does international beer sign
Bartender: " ah yes, beer."