Speed Limit

A little white sign that scares the living daylights out of most drivers, causing them to clog up the fast lane and make me late for work.

"I'm trying to pass these slow drivers so I can get to work on time, but this guy is going the Speed Limit in the fast lane. Get over on the right you cornhole!"

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speed bag

A clitoris that has excessive sag often resembling a boxing speed bag.

I finally pulled off Mary's panties only to discover she has a gigantic speed bag. I proceeded to get my boxing workout done while simultaneously pleasuring her.

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speed knot

A fast punch to anywhere on the head but the face that leaves a bump, or knot..

Get out my set sun, or youse gon git a speed knot!

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Speed boat

Its the male version of motor boat. Its when a girls motor boats your balls.

Dude Hillary speed boated me last night. Whats a speed boat? Its the new motor boat!

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speed waddle

Occurs when an obese individual attempts to cover ground quikly on foot.

Phil- "Hey man, if we hurry we could get to the front of the McDonalds' line before it opens!"

Darby- "I dont think so. It looks like Percy tried to Speed Waddle in first."

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speed of GAY

speed of GAY is faster than light

i walk ar speed of GAY

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speed-pap

To fuck in a quick and superficial manner. It's where the fuckin' is continuously fast, as if to get it over with.

"I have to speed-pap the bitches when we're in the back of my truck, or else we may get caught."

"When I'm not speed-papping bitches in the back of my truck, I'm enjoying a nice refreshing drink by the ocean."

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