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A woman who becomes pregnant by raping a man.
Dave, "mate, you know that woman who raped me 9 months ago."
Mike, "Yeah, why did you just bring it up?"
Dave,"I saw her with a kid that looks a bit like a younger me."
Mike,"She's a sperm burglar!"
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Its when you blow a load in a chick's ass and it drips down into the vagina, getting the chick pregnant.
That kid was from a Dirty Sperm!
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A person, generally male, who circulates having frequent intercourse with varying partners.
I can count on a good fuck with John, my sperm monkey
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something you call a white person
"Oh no, the sperm demons are mad."
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a person who sucks dick and swallows every last drop of sperm out of a penis, as they would the very last bit out of a jug of milk.
Man, I love these two chicks almost the same. One is an awesome cum dumpster, but the other one is an amazing sperm chugger
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A joke involving sperm and 2 people (preferably opposite sex/gender)
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full. Thats a sperm joke
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Foods that have a sugary sweet taste, eaten to improve the sweetness of ones sperm, in preparation for oral sex. The semen produced after the consumption of many sweet foods is referred to as "Candy Cum"
Matt- "Bro, I'm gettin a blowy from that hot chick i met last week. Any tips?"
Mike- "Yea man, eat some pineapple, I hear its a total Sperm Sweetener"
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