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Where a clump of poo gets stuck to your anal hair. You grab hold of said poo and pull it until it is removed. The poo takes with it a number of anal hairs during the removal which when placed in the palm of your hand looks like a spider. This is now a bum spider and can be used to chase your mates around and you will get similar reactions as if it was a normal spider.
Look at the size of this bum spider I just took out of my ass crack.
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When them wriggling fingers tickle just right.
Don't be a spider tickling virgin.
Tickle the spider - make him laugh! Make him cry with laughter!
Spiders don't cry, dumbass.
They will!
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Someone who continuously says they're going to do something but doesn't. Particularly poignant in regards to the purchasing of vehicles.
Ryan that spider fucker still hasn't bought a motard.
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Slang word for Arachnodactyly. Extremely long fingers are side effects along with long toes. Helpful power up when fingering girls and fielding in cricket.
"I wish I had spider fingers like Rick"
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A spider kid is someone in a click of spider kids at a school. Like there are the jocks and the nerds and the spider kids. There is no definition of a spider kid but you know one when you see one. Symptoms include but are not limited to: died hair, infrequent showers and passion for weird very nerdy things.
Brandon is hanging out with his spider kid friends at band rn.
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When your vagina can detach itself from your body and attach itself to a penis
Ewwwwwww, Selena has a spider vagina
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A horrible piece of crusty shit normally found clinging for dear life onto your arse hairs.
Fuck man, I took an epic dump last night, and now I've got a colony of arse spiders.
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