Turd Lunger is used to describe a person who derives pleasure from getting a lung full of vapors from a healthy pile of freshly grunted crap. This type of individual will not enter a bathroom without ample reading material, thus not depriving themselves ample time to “Lunger” the vapors.
Turd Lungers are closely related to Turd Linger in that they both enjoy turds; however the Turd Lunger is motivated by vapors whereas the Turd Linger derives pleasure from scent and sound.
Bobby read the Wall Street Journal while he pinched off his midmorning grunt; giving him ample time to “Lunger” his neatly tapered turd. Bobby is a true Turd Lunger.
When you nut in a girls ass, the morning after she has to shit out a certain type of turd, a turd glob.
“I was on the toilet all morning getting rid of the turd glob brewing inside of me all night.”
When you have anal sex with a partner, and then you ejaculate in their poopchute. Then, when they poop, it is what they call a frosted turd.
I gave my girl a nice pounding in the ass, and then a little bit later, she wanted me to check out her frosted turd.
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1) A phrase which is used to express disgust towards a person. Not to be mistaken with monkey turd. A turd monkey is generally someone who annoys or disgusts you, but can be used on anyone who generally pisses you off.
2) A statue of a monkey made out of a turd.
1) "You complete and utter turd monkey."
2) "That's a good turd monkey there, Stan."
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Adjective: Onerous, offensive, burdensome.
I wish those liberals would stop saddling us with their stuck turd laws. I have to fill out six forms in triplicate to build a tree house in my back yard.
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one who places the tongue upon shit
the neighbors dog left a steamer on the lawn which prompted the turd licker to have a taste
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One who bunches turds, generally used to evoke feelings of insultation.
"The Poopsmith is a turd buncher."
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