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Colin: "Dude I Dont Want To Hit Him With The Paper Ball"
Nick: "Dude take the tampon out and do it!!!!"
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for girls only: what to say to people who piss you off and that you hate when they get on your nerves instead of saying suck my tits. taken from the male term suck my dick. also gets people to shut up
example 1:
guy: i heard u give great bj's wanna suck my dick
girl: suck my tampon
example 2:
dad: where the hell were u last night
daughter: out with friends
dad: give me ur phone and keys to the car ur grounded for a month
daughter: suck my tampon
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What some mistakenly call spacedocking, it's the act of shitting into a vagina.
"My girl told me she wanted me to spacedock her. But since she doesn't have a dick, I gave her a New Jersey Tampon instead, and shit into her pussy."
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When you take used, bloody tampons and while holding them by the string, spin them around over your head. Splattering the walls with period blood, your mom will love your handywork around the house.
Dude, I totally just put up some bloody tampon wallpaper in my sister's room. She's gonna love it.
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(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."
Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?
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A whore that works Nebraska Ave. Will do whatever you ask of her for whatever money you have on you.
Last night I went and picked up a Trashy Tampa Tampon. I broke her nose with my dick for 10 bucks.
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When your girl is on her period you can use the "Dick Shit Tampon" as an alternative to costly pads and stuff. Make sure you have a lot of fiber in your diet because firm shits work best. First, you fuck her for a little bit to get her pussy opened up and the juices flowing (if your dick is smaller than your shit you may choose to use a dildo to begin the lubrication and widening process). You can then cum in her for good measure (optional, but highly recommended). After this, you proceed to line up your asshole with her gaping cunt and slowly ease in your "Shit Tampon". This will save you the outrageous cost of stupid feminine products and the embarrassment of walking through the store with them. If you are eating regularly, you can replace the tampons often which is good for hygiene. It is recommended that you change the tampon daily, or every other day if she's being a bitch about it.
Your Lady: "Honey, will you go to the store and get me some tampons?"
You: "Come on, bitch, I'm not going to the store. Relax and I'll give you a 'Dick, Shit Tampon'."
Your Lady: "Great idea! You know, 'Dick, Shit Tampons' are more absorbent than other leading brand tampons."
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