Real Deal

A true blow job. Her (or his, depending on what you're into) mouth on the shaft, hand cupping the sack, and thumb up the ass. The Real Deal.

Max: "Yo did you get your dick sucked last night?"

Andrew: "Hey man listen, I got better than that...I got the REAL DEAL."

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shitty deal

a girl gives you a blowjob when you are taking a mean steamer, she often passes out from the smell in which time you blow the load all over her unconscience face.

my chick gave me the best shitty deal last night, right after dinner. It was awesome, i felt totally enlightened.

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seal the deal

When a straight guy does something that convinces everyone who's watching him do it that he's officially gay (or gives everyone the right to call him gay from them on).

Dude, John... You're already wearing a dress from the last bet. Kissing Adam right now for another 20 bucks would just seal the deal.

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Cease to deal

To die. Based loosely on the biblical passage Isaiah 33:1

"As soon as you cease to deal treacherously, others will deal treacherously with you."

That runaway truck ramp is made to protect the load not the driver. After that instant deceleration, the driver would surely cease to deal.

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deal activator

an annoying term used by telemarketers to get a call through the receptionist, typically in the automotive industry

hi, this is Tyler with deal activator, is Jim available?

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That's the good deal

1) When things gracefully fall into place.

Johnny: Did you see that skeezy ho last night at the party?

Billy: Ya dude, that bitch let me shit on her chest!

Johnny: That's the good deal.

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Deal, Kent

Deal, Kent, is a small seaside town in Kent, England.

Previously, before about 2018, the town was fairly unknown with the only places people visited were the town's football and rugby grounds and the pier. The town used to be cheap and made for the working and middle class locals until a rise in upper class Londoner's, knows to the locals as DFL's, bought holiday homes in the area. This dramatically increased the property value in the town making locals unable to buy themselves homes. Due to the gentrification, Deal's high street is now just up market restaurants, gift shops and cafes. Apart from the supermarkets, the only places that survived the horrible gentrification were Poundland, Lynda's and the factory shop.

Deal, Kent, is a small seaside town in Kent, England.

Person 1: Yo, we should go to deal
Person 2: Are you crazy? It is a Saturday, the place will be teeming with DFLs.

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