Bob

A constipated jackass who looks like a rapist likes to shove shit up his ugly ass

I'm angry need to shove something up my arse!
Stop being a Bob!

Bob

1. Another word for crap
2. A shorter word for boob
3. A crappy kids tv show main character name

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Bob

A man who suffers from lifelong depression who’s just beginning to think for himself.

Bob is in weekly therapy.

Bob

A big one

She has two dogs named bob

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bob is usually used as a masculine name. it can also be an acronym, like "battle of the books," or "bewildered opossums behind you"

charlie: there's bob!
karla: what?
charlie: bewildered opossums behind you!

OR

charlie: this is my new friend bob
karla: f*ck you charlie i thought i was the only one i can't believe you would do this to me and-

Bob

The most sexy drunk dad ever. He has a nine inch penis. When he has an errection, his penis is 69 feet long.(He has to carry his penis, walking down Hollywood street when people start at him). He has 10 children and smacks everyone of them with his penis (when he has a boner). *he is a player...(has 21 girlfriends and 38 wives...)

"Bob i failed my test" *smacks kid with penis*.

Bob

Just a basic white guy. Usually gets killed in movies, games, and other forms of media.

Hey, my name is Bob, and I am the manger of your local RadioShack.