Friend Card

an unspoken, unbreakable bond amongst true friends

"Hey Bri, do you want to drink tonight because we are friends in college and thats what friends do?"
"Nah man I got to study."
"FRIEND CARD!"
"Ok. Lets get ripped."

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Brown card

You still have your brown card if you are an anal sex virgin.
To take someones brown card you are the first person to have anal sex with them. See v card.

Last night I took that girls brown card.

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PMS card

This is the use of PMS (premenstrual syndrome) as an excuse by some women for ill-tempered behavior, usually with the audience being some guy who could not handle this kind of display..

Sherry habitually played the PMS card to account for her outbursts. She would seemingly be having two periods per month.

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gay card

A mythical card that is used to indirectly tell someone an action or activity is not typically performed by a straight male. The card is similar to a frequent diner or buyer card where a stamp or hole punch is placed in the card and after so many punches the card is full. A Gay Card is stamped or punched when a man (usually straight) performs a stereotypical gay action such as interior decorating, color coordinating, etc. At a certain point the card is filled and the person is deemed gay.

"Dude, arranging flowers is like two punches in your gay card."

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creepy card

Seemingly "innocent and sweet" gestures, disguising an individual's true perverted intentions towards another

"I thought he was so nice, until he pulled out the creepy card."

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Deal the cards

While a bitch cups and holds your nutsack with her left hand, she strokes your shaft with her right hand - similar in style to a poker dealer "dealing the cards" to individuals at a Texas Hold 'Em Poker table.

If you have no woman, you may also "deal the cards" to yourself while watching porn and drinking Hamm's Light.

I spent $150 on that date so expected at least a blow job, but it was a first date so she was only willing to "deal the cards".

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credit card

A plastic card issued by a loan shark. Usually has a set amount with interest added every month.

I got my new MasterCard credit card in the mail.

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