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A game where whoever declares "Moose Rule" at any moment may hold up both their hands above their head as if they were moose antlers. once he has done this everyone at the party must must make moose antlers with both hands. Whoever is the last person to do so has to down there whole alcoholic drink.
I declare "Moose Rule"
An anti-rape female condom, such as the rape-axe.
Male - "AAARRRGGGHHHH!! MY DICK!!!!!"
Female - "Oh shit, I'm sorry, I forgot to take my moose jacket off"
When a male (usually millenial aged) wear’s pants so tight, you can see his moose knuckles, they are considered moose fit. Similar in nature to loose fit, except oh so so tight.
Alex always wears his moose fit jeans on Friday’s.
When your pants are too tight and your testicles bulge out in a clearly obvious way.
Omg did you see Ben's moose knuckles on last night's episode of Family Feud? Those things were fucking massive! How'd he even get those pants on?
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A guy who does runs/ errands for people at vagrant prices ; or at no cost at all, just so he can "fit in".
Jack always goes to buy those food when they can go get it themselves, he is such a moose boy.
A buffed, studly, distinguished person or animal. Must not be too pretty; for example: Robert Redford was always a Muff Moose but Brad Pitt is not. A Siberian Husky is a Muff Moose but an Afghan is not, yet a bold character may imbue a Jack Russell Terrier with the quality of "Muffyness". The term originated in Placerville, CA and spread to the coastal and Tahoe areas of the state, becoming popular in the LGBT communities of those regions. It is now common to hear the term used in gay communities of major metropolitan areas and in those from whence it originated.
"That blonde UPS driver is a total Muff Moose."
A derogatory term for a Canadian or those of Canadian decent.
We should build two walls. One with Mexico and one with Canada so we can keep those God Damn Moose-Lickers out too.