Max Pee

When you have to pee so badly that you are sure your bladder is at its full capacity.

Katie: Oooh I have to pee!

Kat: Are you at max pee yet?

Katie: Not yet...

Mikey: Oh well I am, I'm gonna go piss now.

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Pee-gatory

Indecisive state of being upon waking in the middle of the night. Your body is too exhausted to get up, and your bladder is too full to get back to sleep.

We started drinking so early I fell asleep at 8 o'clock. When I woke up at 4:30, everyone was gone, and I was in Pee-gatory.

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No Pee January

A challenge where you don't pee for the entirety of January. It is similar in concept to No Nut November} and Destroy Dick December where you do/don't do something for an entire month.

Do you need to go to the bathroom?

No, im doing No Pee January, I can't

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pee air

The stale, stank air that smacks you in the face when you walk into a public restroom.

"Had to hold my breath the entire time I was in the girls room so I wouldn't breathe in that nasty pee air!"

pee mail

pee mail- the urine message dogs leave on objects to communicate with one another

When I walk Fido, he stops at every fire hydrant to read and answer his pee mail.

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Pee on Carl

1. A corrupt version of "Please Go Online to ICarly.com"

2. A comeback for any insult.

1. "What were you thinking?! Putting up a sign telling people to Pee on Carl!" ~ Officer Carl

2. Person 1 - yo momma is so stupid she tripped on a cordless phone while tying to drown a goldfish.

Person 2 - Oh go Pee on Carl you prick!

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Pee dick

When you're sucking someone's dick and it tastes urine

Friend: Did you suck his dick last night?
You: Yeah, he totally had pee dick

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