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A situation where you are suddenly and unexpectedly taken to an unhospitable
place, in an unholy way.
1.) On a beautiful fall day without a cloud in the clear blue sky, little bunny foo foo was walking through the forest when he was sky-fucked by a rogue nuclear missile.
2.) A man was found dead, apparently sky-fucked during an arousing round of dutch pancake. Unbeknownst to him, his girlfriend had earlier consumed 4 pounds of cabbage, 2 dozen deviled eggs and a gallon of dill-pickle ice-cream - the cleveland steamer was said to be near Armageddon.
3.) My cousin Shawn was sky-fucked by a hot chick. As it's told, she went to the bathroom to "get ready" and when Shawn, distracted by a phone call, rolled over. Taking the open opportunity, she plunged her penis in his gaping white succulent ass.
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'sky diver' is rhyming slang for a fiver aka £5
look over there sky diver on floor
lend us a sky diver
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An ill-tempered female or effeminite male flight attendant. Typically one that has been flying so long she has become a crusty old hag. Commonly found on US air carriers' long-haul international flights.
<Insert airline name here> blows ass. They have the nastiest sky bitches in the air.
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A word that Adam young made up when he was clearly on serious drugs.
Where was I when the rockets came to life and carried you away into the alligator sky?
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A ski resort/village (not a real town because it is in two counties). home to the yellowstone club aka \"the club.\" you have to have a net-worth of $5 million to be a member. bill gates is a member. Big Sky owned by Boyne (cheap people from michigan who dont care about Big Sky). Big sky is famous for it\'s awesome powder and great runs. if you coem to visit Big sky you have to make sure your not classified as a gaper aka tourist. Big sky has no high school so 40 kids get on a bus and drive the most dangerous highway in montana every single day. how fun!!!
Big sky is considered the rich town in motana but it\'s not true we have a trailer park and red necks aka dirt bags or ski bums. you can indentify them as the people with duct tape all over ther ski clothes becasue they cant afford to buy new ski clothes. the elementary/middle school is called ophir. al the kids theink there the hottest and half of them dont ever know where NYC is. thats big sky for y\'all
You know your a gaper when-
** you have a gap between your googles and your helmet
*you wear a hat with a pom-pom on it
*you ski Pants are tucked into your ski boots
* you have rear entry ski boots
* you wear anything neon while skiing
* you try to put your pass in the turnstile even though it\'s broken
* you have been to the mountain many times before but still ski all the greens
*your a non-local
*you carry your ski tips behind you
* the rental skies are the fattest skies you have ever seen
*mr. k is hard (a run in big sky that is about the easiest ever)
* you dont know what the loud bangs are in the morning (avalanche cannons)
*you dont notice the smell of pot in the gondola\'s
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the free porn that comes with Sky TV
i watched some sky porn last night, that shit was good!!!
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The act of giving and/or recieving a handjob while skydiving out of a plane or any other form of aircraft.
My wife was Sky Jacking me when we were on are honeymoon.
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