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A hand job but instead of lube they person uses sand and spit
My girl gave me a sand slapper on Daytona beach at night and I got a yeast infection but it was great
A nome with an intense lust to slap your shit repeatedly until he orgasms in which he then proceeds to eat it and jump back into your yard.
Man that g-nome was a real shit slapper. I don't even need a toilet.
A Didly Slapper is funny but can be annoying at times.A Didly Slapper is a person who is shy and is afraid of tasks in life.When the crush of the Didly Slapper asks about him/her the Didly Slapper will reply "Meagrhh"when nervous.
The art of taking a shit on a womens face and than slapping it with an erect penis.
She became suicidal after agreeing to a Cleveland Slapper.
When the Snail Eater loves cock too much so she spreads her legs for anything that has a pulse. When in reality no one values her because she looks like a rat faced bitch
French Slapper: Bonjour, I like frogs can I suck your dick?
Man: of course but everyone knows you’re no good at it
The Slapper says "Keep his wife's name out cho' fucking mouth!"
A double knee slapper is when you hear something that is so funny that it brings out your embarrassing loud obnoxious laugh. So instead you fake laugh out loud and jump in the air, slapping both your knees going “Boop boop” then land on your feet, yelling “Thats a Double Knee Slapper!”
Dude, Dom’s Double Knee Slapper yesterday reacting to her joke, nearly made me piss myself.