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An expression, usually said jokingly, for when two people independently have the same good idea at nearly the same time.
"Let's go to Sbarro's for lunch."
"I was just going to suggest the same thing!"
"Ha! Great minds think alike!"
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The ultimate word to assert authority and possibly ruin someones life.
Friend: Yo bro wanna hang out?
Me: no I don't think I will
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A way to call a woman a Cunt in the middle of a fight, without her knowing. Similar to C U Next Tuesday but less known.
Her: You know this is ridiculous you....
You: You just CAN'T UNDERSTAND NORMAL THINKING!
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A phrase that is of literal agreement, but underlined with sarcasm. Particularly used when someone is extremely frustrated with something.
"What's wrong with this piece of shit?! When I push the power button it should turn on."
"You would think so."
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From a video where everyone from the Victorious cast thinks that Ariana Grande is the best singer in the cast but Victoria says that everyone is a good singer. (Maybe because she is jealous of Ariana and didn't want to admit that Ariana is the best singer)
So basically.. You say this when someone says something about themselves, another person etc. and you won't admit that they're right, or something. You could use this in other situations too but i think this is the main reason.
A: I'm a very good singer..
B: i think we ALL are very good singers!!
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cunt similar to "see you next tuesday"
She can't understand normal thinking
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When your girlfriend of two years has been lying to you but wants to take the heat off of herself and play mind games. These lies can be about everything from why she doesnt give you oral sex any more to why shes REALLY feeling like she needs a "girls night". You may be so fortunate to receive these words in the form of a letter which has been left on the coffee table of your empty ass apartment that she moved out of while you were at work. In this case, be causious, DO NOT try to contact her,she wont answer. Then on her own time, at approximately skank-thirty, just to f**k with your head, she'll send a text informing you that YOUR not being respectful of HER feelings. I need time to think roughly translates to "I havent been in this relationship emotionally, but thats your fault and I want you to feel guilty before I cheat on you and dump you". If you hear the phrase "I need time to think", your F**ked and the best idea is to make sure that YOUR the one to end it. Atleast you'll leave with some of your dignity and no STD's (hopefully).
Blah,Blah,Blah, Im a cheating bitch and "I need time to think" about whether or not I can be with YOU.
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