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The bar that all the local jokers go to congregate and reminisce about high school.
(Chances are, you're going to feel awkward at least once at that bar. But who cares, you're wasted).
Person 1: "Hey, since you're back in town, wanna hit up The Pickle? Get a few drinks?"
Person 2: "Nah, it's such a Townie Bar and I don't feel like seeing anybody from high school."
Person 1: "Oh, that's right, you deal with your social inadequacies by avoiding them..."
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A person or individual who usually resides around or lingers in a town or city centre. Parasite of malls, these people can often be seen with long flowing fringes obscuring the eyes, band t-shirts, and skinny jeans. Often the individual is completely unaware that they fulfill the definition of a Townie. They will deny it in their ignorance. The brackets "(SK)" indicate another popular name for a townie, a Scene Kid.
The term "Townie", can be applied in many ways. Possibly a direct statement, nickname or words describing the individual.
For example: Hey Townie!, Harry "Townie" Colovic, That guy is such a townie. etc.
The word Townie is also interchangeable with Scene Kid (hence Townie (SK)).
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sport the usual townie gear, normal say "fucking mint eh, i swear down lyk", start fyts wiv the moshers. The girls are slags, who sit in the bus station, waiting for the druggie to take them to the druggie flats opposite Hadley's.
Fran the Man
Fran the man: "ma boom box just broke eh" "oioi you in da blak, hu do u think u are, you moshaaaa"
mosher: "right then you whitby townies sluuut, go inject yaself, and go spread ya stds"
*mosher mopes off"
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1)A place infested with non educated dilinquents or "NED's" know as townies. An example of this is a place know as Worthing or "Hell" to its residents.
2)A roadworks hole with a half unconcious townie in who fell into it after drinking too much wine straight from the bottle like a hobo. Unfortunatly (for the townie) when this scenario last occoured it was right outside school and moments later he was removed from the hole towards almost certain death, poor little bugger i salute you.
I live in a townie hole, please kill me!
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Townie Factor or "TF" is the onerous attributes belonging to a townie.
The townie factor is usually a combination of certain attributes but not limited to such combinations:
1. Being Sketchy
2. Displaying social ineptitude towards normal people but not towards dirty non-normal people.
3. Being Dirty
4. Invoking disgust and discomfort towards others.
5. Possessing the worst and sketchiest qualities of an urban dweller.
The townie as a negative attribute refers to the worst attributes possessed by characters belonging to a town. The townie factor is the qualities of the townie. They are usually unshaven, ungroomed, smelly from not taking a shower, has put no effort into taking care of their health or hygiene. They may also seem rather strange and difficult to appreciate.
That sketchy dirty old man walking on the other side of the street in this urban slump has townie factor (tf).
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A local woman who tries to fuck every fraternity brother that she meets at the bar.
Man I when to the bar and those townie lizards surrounded me.
A woman that goes to a bar in the town she lives in, who trys to fuck the local college boys.
Man! Look at Terry those Bar Townies are over him.