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A week to celebrate fur trouts.
Make troutsona's.
Goes from July 26th to August 1st.
Hey Jimmy! Did ya go fishin' today?
Nah bro. I made a troutsona to celebrate fur trout week!
YOOOO SICK MAN!
A rare, nearly extinct breed, the Furbearing Trout is from the Artikdannder genus of fish and is found in the arctic lakes north of the 72nd parallel. Its diet consists primarily of ice-worms and fod. Sometimes confused with the more common Alpino-Pelted Trout.
That's cooler than a Fur-bearing Trout!
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Fingering yourself so violently it blurs your vision and makes a sound akin to a wet trout slapping off another in a bucket full of trout
Dat gurl rashad was gaffing her trout so vigorously she slipped off the toilet seat and needed glasses for a month until her vision recovered
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The Rainbow Trouser Trout... Put on your favorite episode of River monsters and pound two bowls of Fruity Pebbles. As soon as your wife complains about the show, vomit all over your dick and violently shove it down her throat whilst screaming "fish on" and pulling up on your dick like a fishing rod.
If this bitch keeps running her pole holder, she's gonna end up catching a Rainbow Trouser Trout.
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FLOATING PIECE OF HUMAN WASTE IN A PUBLIC SWIMMING POOL...USUALLY RATHER LARGE LOAD
I JUMPED OFF THE DIVING BOARD ONLY TO LAND ON SOMEONES TIJUANA BROWN TROUT
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Leaving quickly, as if in a hurry or because of an awkward situation.
Baller, when I got crunk at the party last night, I got in a fight with a beaner then one of his friends whipped out his steel, looking to shank some fools, and I was out like trout.
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A trout slap can also mean a gentle tap, as if you just caught a bigger trout than your friend and you wanted to tease them with a little slap. Or maybe you're just wasted and cant stop hitting your friends out of love 'cause everything is just SO funny!
Megan continuously trout slapped Sarah throughout the evening as they danced and partied the night away.
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