Trouted

When someone gets so smashed that they do not remember what they did and did not make it to a social event, and are in no state for society.

when an individual gets Trouted they can't make it to a ball that they payed for.

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Trout

Trout = 40 something male hanging out in clubs looking for younger females to prey on. (male Cougar)

He is such a Trout! He is to old to be in a club!

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Trout

A man who likes to date younger women (i.e. he swims downstream in age); Antonym = salmon (a guy who likes to date older women, or swims upstream in age). Synonym = male cougar

Bill's such a trout; everytime he enters the club he's got a younger chick on his arm...

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trouting

the act of sneaking up behind someone and moving your hand quickly back and forth between their knees, making the victim believe there is a fish between their legs.

The victim is at first overcome by confusion, which results generally in a high leaping motion followed by anger and rage once they realize what has happened.

person1: should I sneak up on joe and trout him?
person2: definately.
*sneak and trout*
joe: STOP TROUTING ME

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Trouting

When attempting to make love to an extremely obese woman,

To assist in locating the vaginal canal have the lady urinate and follow this upstream.

I cannot find witch fold is your vagina could you please take a piss and i will try trouting upstream for it.

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is that a trout

when a yankee asks a stupid question that someone in the south would be considered a retard for not knowing.

We were all all the lake fishin' when this nut hugging yankee rolls by and looks down at the catfish i just caught and says "is that a trout?"

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Trout

Something you got slapped with in IRC

/slap urmomoncrak
**smegmaking_69 slaps urmomoncrack with a large trout.

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