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When you nut in a girls ass, the morning after she has to shit out a certain type of turd, a turd glob.
“I was on the toilet all morning getting rid of the turd glob brewing inside of me all night.”
Turd-Bling is any shiny or outstanding object in your shit that draws attention or makes your turd unique....such as corn or some kind of peanut or pepper.
After eating that spicy vegetable soup I noticed I had alot of corn for turd-bling.
When you have anal sex with a partner, and then you ejaculate in their poopchute. Then, when they poop, it is what they call a frosted turd.
I gave my girl a nice pounding in the ass, and then a little bit later, she wanted me to check out her frosted turd.
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1) A phrase which is used to express disgust towards a person. Not to be mistaken with monkey turd. A turd monkey is generally someone who annoys or disgusts you, but can be used on anyone who generally pisses you off.
2) A statue of a monkey made out of a turd.
1) "You complete and utter turd monkey."
2) "That's a good turd monkey there, Stan."
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Adjective: Onerous, offensive, burdensome.
I wish those liberals would stop saddling us with their stuck turd laws. I have to fill out six forms in triplicate to build a tree house in my back yard.
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one who places the tongue upon shit
the neighbors dog left a steamer on the lawn which prompted the turd licker to have a taste
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One who bunches turds, generally used to evoke feelings of insultation.
"The Poopsmith is a turd buncher."
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