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n. Someone who, after seeing an anti-conservative trend on twitter, tweets with the hash-tag in question with no clear knowledge of anything political. Usually will include in the tweet something along the lines of: misspelled words, inaccurate statements, blind praise of a political figure (notably praise for Obama for being black), etc. A majority of these people give other liberals who actually have valid opinions a bad name and only tweet with the hash-tag as a means to gain followers due to their shallowness.
Molly: "Oh my God! I can't wait for Obama to come give me free abortion pills!"
Joe: "Molly, shut up. The president doesn't have that power, stop being a twitter liberal."
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Andy: "Oh yeah, the GOP is totally going down. No way any of them are gonna get re-elected."
Marc: "And where did you get that idea, Andy?"
Andy: "Twitter, duh. The GOP is totally gonna disappear."
Marc: "Fucking twitter liberal."
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Someone who overuses Twitter and constantly "tweets" what they are doing, even when they are taking a shit.
"I need to Tweet that I am watching TV with you while I am sitting right next to you. I need to Tweet that I am getting up to go to the bathroom. I need to Tweet while I am walking to the bathroom. I need to Tweet that I am sitting on the toilet. I need to Tweet that I am taking a shit. I'm a Twitter Shitter!"
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A term used for the utmost ridiculous people on Twitter. If it's on Twitter, they'll believe it instantly, from small leaks, to the biggest hoaxes.
Person 1: Hey, look! Biden lost the election, check this out!
Person 2: Yet, he's the president now. Where did you get this information anyways?
Person 1: Well, Twitter of course! It's the most trusted source!
Person 2: What a twitter-tard.
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the sudden out burst of random twitter updates at any given time.
Don't follow Johnny he has "twitter tourettes", he never tweets and all of a sudden he sends several tweets within moments.
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Describes a Twitter User(s) who have little to no IQ, and use their time to harass other users for little to no reason.
Hayra: Stop playing that game, it's problematic!
Rev: Imagine being such a Twitter Freak.
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The unnecessary frequent updates on social sites like Facebook, generally written by people who assume others want to know what they had for lunch or where they are now as opposed to the update 3 minutes ago.
dan's twitter littering again . he just posted "eating lunch now, the spaghetti here's not bad...."
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When a girl (or boy or woman or man) follows someone on twitter and reads all of their tweets and views all of their pictures. That girl/boy/woman/man then subtweets about them, making it obvious that a crush has formed. The stalkee may or may not know who the stalker is, but that does not matter because other twitter users know, and that's all that matters.
Twitter Stalking is a real thing and affects real people. If you know someone who is a Twitter Stalker please tell them to grow a pair and talk to the stalkee or simply tell them to grow up and stop being so weird.
"I'm following this girl and daaaammm she is fine, if only I had the guts to talk to her...her posts are funny." (tweet by stalker)
"This guy keeps favoriting all my tweets and is being really #creepy I don't even know him #whodoesthat He's totes #Twitter Stalking" (tweet by stalkee)
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