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the act of wearing coveralls with no undergarments on and hanging one testicle out of a hole in the crotch area; for maximum reaction to this Arkansas ritual, one must have sufficient humidity as to ease the separation of the testes through the scrotal skin elongation process; it is advised that the performer of this act be wary of small birds that may attempt to nest on the exposed ballbag area; to apply generous amounts of sunblock when in sunlit areas; and to realize that small kids may run from your direction aghast with horror
Hey ya'll look at him, he one crazy uncle huckleberry with his pube covered walnut stickin out his pants, where he think he at, Kentucky?
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a person who will sexually assault u anytime he sees you u better run or he will whoop your ass ,we will get his gang together and they will put u in there van .
my uncle: " hey girls wanna see my van"
girls: "no"
my uncle runs after them
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Arguably the most awesome individual to ever walk the Earth. Everything Uncle Jesse did, be did it sweet. A typical day might include: styling hair with mousse and Mr. Goodpart, wearing tight jeans and cowboy boots, riding a harley, shredding on guitar with his band The Rippers, putting Danny and Joey in their place, and teaching DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle lessons in morality. Then banging Becky and combing hair again.
Uncle Jesse kicks ass AND has morals (and sweet hair)...
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Writer and singer of the classic song, "Space Invaders".
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A phrase used when someone is annoyed and is in a situation where swearing is not allowed.
(in a daycare center)
*little kid drops rock on foot*
You: Ohh...Persephone's Uncle...that hurt!
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Old time slang for cocaine, a play on the company that used to manufacture cocaine when it was legal Parker and Davis
I stayed up all night with the help of Uncle Parker here.
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The tendency your Dad's brother has for drilling out the bottom of his popcorn box and putting his penis there.
Uncle Jeb pulled a sneaky uncle during Schindler's List for Aunt Sarah. Afterwards, they fucked in row JJ.
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