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waiting for the milkman to show me around

what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming

by Sexydimma February 5, 2017


andrew wait

One stupid mother fucker
Doing something really fucking dumb

That man just pulled an Andrew wait

by Fack yourself December 15, 2018


Andrew wait

One fucking dumb ass

The definition of Andrew wait is a dumb ass type of person

by SWEATYSNIPES October 31, 2019


harley wait

A bitch who don't give a shit

Omg you are such a harley wait

by Andrewbobs July 3, 2017


Bating and waiting

V. Act of masturbating while waiting for a sexual parter to show up.

Dude: Hey, man didn't you say you were gonna get some asstonight?

Dude 2: Yeah, but don't worry about her. I got her bating and waiting

by Noizey October 15, 2015


Wait a minute something ain’t right

When you realise that something isn’t right

Me: Wait a minute something ain’t right

by AnonymousDudeLolOk June 3, 2021


waiting for the fan to go brown

The intervening period of time between taking a potentially disastrous course of action and the manifestation of the consequences.

From the phrase 'the shit hit the fan".

Having given all his company's products away for free just to say that sales had been achieved, Ben stood back while waiting for the fan to go brown.

by vxrandall March 24, 2023