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Sam is a tall lanky dickhead with concerningly curly hair that looks like a fucking afro, he is addicted to porn and watches it every chance he could possibly get.
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an MLG cheeky scrub who gets rekt without even trying
child 1: "oh sam! get rekt m8!"
child 2: "ohhhhh" *waves hands*
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Sam is a blond headed boy with blue eyes is an amazing guy loves to laugh has crazy friends . He can be a total bitch sometimes but he's worth it ... He makes you feel like well u can't even explain it You want to talk to him every second of every day and he makes u nervous when ur around him .... He wants u to be comfortable around him be ur self don't change even if ur friend tells u to do something because he might like you and he loves when girls sit on his lap and kiss, hug and do every thing u could imagine
Wow u see him over there ...
Yeah
His name is Sam and he's my boyfriend
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Sam is a nonce that will be prowling around playgrounds most likely with Issac, if he isnt getting kids for his collection then he is doing some pegging Issac silly
Have you seen Sam on the news he was pegging a child in his van
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A fking useless mother fker, always will have a crush in girls call Carisaw
Sam is a dick
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A man with a tiny carrot... Sam will make you cry in the bedroom (and not in a good way).
He often uses the phrase ‘No u’ and is not very funny on group chats.
Sam is usually terrible at comebacks and does not like people that talk too much or too loud.
As a whole they are a good guy but they like banter (even though they always loose)
Gertrude Gizzleburg: I had sex with Sam last night
Jonas Crimble: Oh my god Gerty, are you ok? Was it as bad as they say
Dan Evalbeval: Oh my god I’ve heard the new kid is a really bad Sam...
Gertrude Gizzleburg: Thanks for warning me Dan, I thought he might have been more of a Stafford
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