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The louisiana ant farm is when ants crawl up a human anus and commence the making of an ant farm, complete with tunnels. The effect is known to be therapeutic and similar to that of accupuncture.
I fell asleep in the woods and woke up with a Louisiana Ant Farm!
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Having sex with a girl where you stick one foot in her mouth and one foot in her ass, next you eating out her vagina that is infested with crabs and/or is yeast infected.
"I was slobbin' on christie last night and she asked me to louisiana crab sandwich her!"
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The action in which a live california spiny lobster is rammed into your opposing partner's hole. It is louisiana based because during mardi gras on bourben street the ladies run around with californian lobsters in their mouths. The sexual action is used only in private for it is illegal in 245 countries. (yes including France).
Dude!!!! I wanna give her a louisiana lobster rocket. - example
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when a guy ties his girl up in bed, stuffs a bannana in her mouth, then urinates on her head.
my girl was nagging me all day so I gave her a Louisiana lemonade stand last night to shut her up.
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A university located in Ruston, Louisiana.
Ruston itself is an empty, po-dunk town with nothing to offer. The most promising part of Ruston is Louisiana Tech. However, La Tech (as it can be called) mistakes itself as something amazing since it is the only thing within Ruston. So, La Tech is a school full of rednecks that believe themselves to be elitists and geniuses.
Tech is also often changed into an acronym meaning
"Transsexuals Enjoying Cocks Hourly"
person 1: "Look at that douchebag, he thinks he's hot shit"
person 2: "Yea, he must go to Louisiana Tech University."
person 1: "They are definitely T.E.C.H. people."
person 2: "Yea, homos! I saw one of them getting it hard from behind yesterday behind the WAC"
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When he fucks you so good your legs lock up.
I came so hard he had me in that Louisiana Leg Lock.
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In order for you to maximize your autoeroticism, you slit your wrist and you use your own blood for lube. Try to cum before you die!
Why is Jack in the hospital?
He tried to have a Louisiana Saturday Night, but couldn't get it up. He made an awful mess.
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