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When you take a dump, freeze the shit and use it as a dildo.
I heard that girl gave herself an Alaskan Railway.
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When one freezes shit, then later bangs girl before he jizzes he take poo and inserts into vagina/anus.
Trey: Sooooo whatd you do last night?????!!!
Alex: oh u kno the usual a good alaskan lumberjack session with Amie!
Amie: dick u were not to tell anyone about that!
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This is where you take a shit in the shape of a horseshoe and freeze it. Then you must find that special someone to use it on. When she is ready, you take your frozen feces and put a condom on each end of it. Then you must proceed to enter her anal cavity with one end and her vagina with the other. While in both cavities, you move one end in further than the other and vice-versa.
WARNING: This process must be done quickly to avoid the unfreezing of the feces. Enjoy!
"I found the girl of my dreams! I think tonight might be the night to pull out my Alaskan Horseshoe and get down and dirty."
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A sexual term when a man ejaculates inside the partners ass, preferably doggie style, then the one recieving immediately shits with an eruption of sperm covered shit.
Man it was crazy! i just busted a nut in her ass, and next thing you know i was dodging an eruption of shit and cum flowing from her asshole like a volcano. It was a true Alaskan eruption.
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The practice of finding someone on the internet to partake in the bizarre sexual practice of dressing as Eskimo and playing with frozen human excriment.
I met this guy on the net, he could be my next Alaskan Penpal
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When a girl shits in a condom, freezes it and uses it as a dildo the next day.
Wanna see my Alaskan Pipeline?
No thanks
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This is a fairly complicated sex position. While a man is putting his penis in a girls mouth he simultaneously puts one hand into her vagina and the other in her anus. Achieving satisfaction in three different areas.
I just did an Alaskan trifecta with my girlfriend. What an experience.
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