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The game you didn't exactly intend to play, but got bored af in engineering class, so you played it with your peers.
Hey Timmyboy get on Super Auto Pets so we can make a private
An annoying feature of Java that comes back every time you turn your computer on. It even occurs if you have the latest version of Java installed.
Java Auto Update sucks, and all it does is renders a computer unusable. It's much better to call it Java the Hutt!
When you're jerking off and right before you nut you light your own pubic hairs on fire and angle your dick and nut on the flames putting them out. After get a hand held mirror look into it and yell, "I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN"
Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Yo you tryna hang out?
Guy 1: I don't know I've really been into auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: EVERYTHING MAN!
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Women from the early mid 2010s who made awful music but put so much autotune over it you can't even tell. for example, Ke$ha, Lady gaga, Miley cyrus, Avril Lavigne.
Girl: Omg I love Ke$ha and Lady Gaga they're is so good at singing
Me: no they both auto tune whores cant sing shit
My balls have been itchy for days and I started sharing it with everyone I could including costumers I called a elderly costumer about his vehicle details and he answered the saying hey itchy balls auto what's going on with my car
Itchy balls auto hit how many I help you ? Is this an auto repair place ? Yes it itchy balls auto
JACKSONVILLE AUTO GLASS
Rock chip repair, Auto Glass and Heavy Equipment replacement! FREE mobile service! 30+ years of service to the East Texas area!"
JACKSONVILLE AUTO GLASS Is good
a state of being in which the "innerhuman"auto pilot takes over:
because it's a good day, because you've done it hundreds of times, because there are no thoughts present, because it's the rhythm of the morning/afternoon/evening/night, because it's happy hour somewhere in the world, because it's just me, because this is the life, because this is who i am, because ...blank...
Also happens when people take their work home and forget to switch back to "human being" a trade found in many professions and a state of being wherein everyone else sees this person needs a vacation and/or a structural recreational routine with a sidedish of spontaneous "relaxion action" and/ or a main ingredient of please come back to us.
"Get of the psychological auto pilot i am talking to you!"
"Save the psychological auto pilot speech for your clients, this is your mother speaking!"
You're driving, the phone rings: " you're disrupting my psychological auto pilot session, i was flowing."
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