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Being so sure of an outcome that one would be willing to place his testicles on a barn door track and smashed if he was wrong. To be very certain of a bet.
I’ll bet my balls to the barn door that the sun will rise tomorrow morning.
When that urge to purge that spicey gas turns muddy.
Fuck, gambled and lost my Thai curry bet... Gotta go grab a wet wipe and some new boxers... See you in 10 minutes.
Wishing to make a wager with someone. Sometimes, being overused and rather useless in its meaning.
This saying is often spoken by a some gamers on Grand Theft Auto 5 Online.
Hey, how's the whether today?
How much you wanna bet?
Say, what's for lunch?
How much you wanna bet?
Do don't even have any money.
How much you wanna bet?
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A retort signifying one of two scenarios based on context and speaker:
(1) A dejected loser who initially engaged in debate has ventured out of their depth, and now attempts to break for the intellectual fire-escape by using a phrase he himself has been the recipient of previously. This dejected loser will return to his parents' basement and continue to research the topic at issue in an attempt to prepare for the imminent rematch for which no one requested.
(2) A virgin, loser has attempted to engage a total Chad, who has not one solitary fuck to give, because this Chad is concerned with the important things in life like: partying, recreational drug abuse, and disrespecting women. The Chad uses the ironic retort, and with good authority. This Chad is the fiesta and everyone knows it. The dejected loser will return to his parents' basement and cry.
Virgin Loser:" . . . and that is why the Flash would kill the Hulk everytime they fought. Honestly, it's embarrassing you even thought he stood a chance."
Defeated Virgin Loser: *visibly sweating and mentally panicking* "Pssshh. Yeah. Pssshhh. Right. W-w-well, I bet. . . I bet you're fun at parties!"
Virgin Loser: "Chad why do you like Skrillex. He's not even a real musician, like Megadeath or Anthrax. I mean, can Skrillex even play guitar, much less shred like James Hetfield/Buckethead/Steve Vai/..."
Chad: *never breaking eye contact with the captain of the cheer team* "I bet you're fun at parties."
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The lovin' is soooo good in bed, that you have your girl screamin she loves ya at the top of her lungs!
Doin it doggystyle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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to either affirm something positively or to end a conversation because someone said some shit you don’t like
1-“You tryna go roll up right quick “
1b-“bet that”
2-“we don’t have to see each other we are just friends”
2b-“bet that” *ends facetime*
“I bet she” is often used vaguely by internet microcelebrity/EX “OkayBuddyHetero” user CEO Of Simps (also known as Ceo, Ansari, Imsorry, and retard) to signal that he is currently thinking about a girl that he is romantically interested in. It is often used as a follow up to an existing comment by another person
“I bet she”
“I wonder if she”
Lizzgot: “Yo Imsorry my ass really hurts today”
Ceo: “I bet she”
This would signal that he is thinking about her ass now