On your birthday you take the age that you are turning and dived that number by 4. If you get a irrational number (like 3.5 or 5.6) you round down. Once you have this number you must bust that many times on your birthday.
Jeff: "hey birthday boy, how many time do you have to birthday bust today?"
Jerry: "only 4 times."
When it comes to birthdays, finding the perfect gift can sometimes feel like searching for a needle in a haystack.
But what if I told you that the best birthday gift might not be something material at all? In our fast-paced and materialistic world,
we often forget that experiences and memories can be far more valuable than any physical item. Instead of stressing over what to buy,
why not consider giving the gift of an unforgettable experience? Whether it's a surprise trip to their favorite destination or
tickets to see their favorite band live, these types of gifts create lasting memories that will be cherished for years to come.
Another unique approach is to give the birthday person the gift of learning. From cooking classes to painting workshops,
there are countless opportunities out there for them to develop new skills or explore their passions.
These kinds of gifts not only provide enjoyment on the special day but also offer long-term benefits as
they continue to expand their knowledge and discover new interests.
Ultimately, the best birthday gift is one that shows thoughtfulness and consideration towards the individual's desires and interests.
It doesn't have to break the bank or involve extravagant gestures β just something that makes them feel seen and appreciated.
So next time you find yourself wracking your brain for ideas, remember that sometimes it's not about what's inside the box but
rather about creating moments that will stay with them forever.
To partake in a systematic unfriending of people on FaceBook on their birthdays.
Lisa: "I've got to wish these 8 people a happy birthday. But if I birthday unfriend, I only have to do 5."
A coal birthday is when the first two numbers of your birthday is the age your turning.
βi was born in 2000β your coal birthday was in 2020!
A term used to describe the day(s) before and after your birthday filled with tomfoolery. A Birthday Stacker can be made up of whatever the birthday person deems stacker-worthy. For some its going out and getting belligerent with friends, for others its eating a really good sandwich. Birthday stackers are all about customization, and no Birthday Stacker is too long.
Damn, Helen is really stacking for her birthday this year. Her birthday stacker starts on Tuesday swimming with sharks and ends Sunday with a quaint brunch.
Something the litty kitty squad says to wish people a good birthday when sometimes itβs not their birthday
Riley: happy birthday J.R.
J.R.: Thanks Riley you too