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A childrens TV show with a strange man in a green stripey shirt. He lives in a 2-D house with his blue dog and enjoys talking to salt shakers and going into a magical world inside paintings.
Blues Clues scares me.
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Fucking anime thot, blue ass watery ass piece of shit. Horrible goddess, has way too much hentai of her. Do not respect at all. If you see the blue thing anywhere, whether it be the internet, real life, in a book for some reason, just make sure to either run away, close the tab, burn the book, and all in all do whatever you can to destroy this piece of scum. Treat her like the bitch she is since thats what she deserves.
Joe: Hey yuri do you wanna see this picture of my Waifu her names Aqua
Yuri: Sure
Joe: (pulls up picture of the blue thing)
Yuri: Get that shit outta here (takes phone, deletes all photos Joe has saved of the blue thing and throws it to the ground) You piece of human shit, why are you so fucking insufferable to have the fucking blue thing as your waifu?You are a fucking disgrace to all weebs there are!
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When a girl brings you so close to the point of orgasm, but doesn’t give you the release you so greatly desire.
She smiled, grabbed me by the wrist, and pulled me into her dorm room. After we stripped, she sat me down in her chair and pulled out four red, silk sashes from her drawer. She tied my wrists to each armrest, and tied my ankles to each leg of the chair, fully immobilizing me.
She removed her panties, straddled me, took my face in her hands, and kissed me passionately while my immobilized body twitched in response to her stimulation. We both gasped as her warm, soft vagina engulfed my hard, throbbing erection. She put her arms around my neck and began riding me.
It felt so good! I could feel the pressure building inside me as I approached orgasm, but she suddenly stopped and got off of me right before I was about to cum! I moaned in a mixture of pleasure and agony as my throbbing cock, soaked in her juices, twitched helplessly.
“Do you really wanna cum?” she asked, smiling down at me.
“YES babe, I wanna cum so bad!”
She giggled. “Oh yeah? Well, too bad.” She put her panties back on, followed by her shorts and tank top. Uh oh! This was really bad!
“Babe, PLEASE! I really need to cum!” My wrists and feet wriggled helplessly against her binds.
“Hmm… let me think about it, and I’ll get back to you later.”
“Babe, wait! PLEASE let me cum!” I tried thrusting my hips upwards, hoping that some kind of friction would bring my sensitive cock and balls to orgasm.
“You know that’s not going to work, right?” she laughed at my desperation. “Tell you what, if you say ‘pretty please,’ maybe, just maybe I’ll let you cum. Sound good to you?”
I nodded.
“Well,” she said, putting her hands on her hips, beaming, and clearly enjoying the complete control she had over me, “I’m waiting!”
“Babe, please, pretty please will you let me cum?”
“Ohhh, all right.” she said.
She walked towards me, and I let out a sigh of relief, thinking she would finally let me cum. Instead, she opened her drawer, pulled out another silk, red sash, and dangled it in front of me. My heart dropped.
She walked behind me, wrapped it around my mouth, gagging me, and tied it behind my neck. “Mmph!”
She walked towards the door, turned around to face me, and grinned devilishly.
“You didn’t really think I’d let you cum that easily, did you?”
My eyes widened as I stared at her in shock.
“Sorry handsome, maybe next time.” She winked, opened the door, blew me a kiss, turned off the lights, and walked out. “Enjoy your blue balls!”
“Mmmpphh!” I cried out as the door shut behind her. My wrists and feet continued struggling helplessly against her binds, but it was no use. She had me tied up good. I wasn’t going anywhere.
So there I was, bound, gagged, and helpless with no way to relieve myself. My cock was still twitching and throbbing like crazy. The pressure was immense. They were aching and starting to feel dull and heavy.
She had left me with the worst case of blue balls.
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A racist term. Used to describe someone whose skin is so dark, that their gums look blue.
1: Damn dude look at that black guy!
2: Holy shit he's a blue gummer!
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An erection characterized by distended, pulsating blue veins; an exceptionally hard hard-on.
Julie gave me a blue-veiner when she bent over to pick up the dozen or so Viagra I'd coughed out when she told me she liked men who wear velcro shoes.
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Daughter of Justin and Lisa Furstenfeld. Born in 2007. Justin Furstenfeld is the lead singer of the rock band Blue October, quite possibly the best band ever to exist.
"Blue Furstenfeld is the daughter of Justin Furstenfeld."
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A captivating woman that gives off a surreal, divine, and untouchable aura. Men are hypnotized by her seductive enchantment. She is a siren of eroticism and passion. A Blue Madonna is a tall, beautiful woman with lusciously long hair, alluringly magnetic blue eyes, and the essence of a goddess.
That woman is such a Blue Madonna; all of the men find her irresistible.