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When you swallow a pair of bollocks and they get stuck down either side of your cheeks
So I was seeing this guy and now I have bollock chops
A very dangerous and disturbed man with wild hair, often found standing in same place for hours or walking around pembroke or ireland with bottles of stella. He will pop the bollocks of any man that catches his eye, especially soilders based in germany, main weapons include cleavers and hammers.
shit, the bollock popper spotted me, RUN!
When the cold weather outside causes boys' testicles to shrivel up and become a lot smaller. A mans testicles usually dangle freely but cold weather causes them to become tighter and get closer to the body. Every boys' testicles shrivel up when they are cold.
The weather outside is causing Baltic bollocks.
An amazing 24 hour period where anyone is allowed to grab anyones knob and bollocks (Dick). Take advantage of this day for it only comes once a year on april 16
Hey are you gonna participate in National Grab knob and bollocks day?
When a man takes the one long step over and over to try and unscramble his balls
Oh for fucks sake lad , you got clammy bollock!
look at the upstairs bollocks on her. She's got a lovely pair of upstairs bollocks