Bu$h

Ke$ha's pubes

Ke$ha doesn't just have a bush, she has a bu$h.

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cum bus

1. An easy girl.
2. The slut in the hallway passed out with her legs spread.

Yo man, you get a ticket for the Cum Bus yet? Everybody else has.

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parking the bus

What Jose Mourhino does.

Chelsea were parking the bus when they beat Liverpool 2-0.

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Lu Bu

One of the most famous ancient Chinese generals in history. Lu Bu lived during the Three Kingdoms period in China. Exucuted by enemy warlord Cao Cao. Is said to be the strongest warrior is China.

Strongest characters in the Dynasty Warriors series by Koei.

Lu Bu is the coolest characters in Dynasty Warriors!!!

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Bus Wanker

Taken of the infamous 'Inbetweeners' show. this is where preferably in a mode of transport, going past a bus stop, leaning out the window and shouting BUS WANKER

"hey boys, quickly quickly!"
-lean out of window-
"BUS WANKERSSSSS!"

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Bus Finger

The rather smelly state of your fingers after taking the quite disgusting step to travel on public transport. If you have the inclination to touch the seats on the bus/train/cab the result is "bus finger".

Can also be used as a verb post-travelling on the bus. Eg. "Hey, you just bus fingered my food!" Can also be used as an adjective "Look at that bus fingered coffee mug!" Some people don't mind the state of their own bus fingers but hate other peoples.

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Bus Driver

To deliberately and selfishly divulge information about a coworker for the sole purpose of gaining an upper hand on said coworker to an authoritative third party (i.e. the boss).

Jordan: “Matt, can you believe what Fisher did?”
Matt: “What did he do now?"
Jordan: “I was only 5 minutes late, FJ was not in the office yet and had no idea i was late, then Fisher completely bus drove me by telling FJ i was late to work!”
Matt: “Yeah Fisher is such a fucking BUS DRIVER!”

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