Basically all candle munging is you take you and group of friends to a graveyard dig up a deadbody(usually female) BUT! here's the twist while you and your buddies are fucking the deadbody you're also going to start performing the candeling process(sticking a candle up a vagina) so once you and your friends are done nutting in the rotting vagina you put the candle up the vagina and it melts the inside, and your friend is going to be eating all of the cum maggots and candle wax out of the vagina.
Hey bro, wanna go candle munging I found a really nice graveyard
When your 15th birthday is just a regular day. Think of the Molly Ringwald movie "Sixteen Candles" but move back one year.
Mel: Ugh my birthday will be 15 Candles.
Sebastian: Aw don't think like that. You'll have a bombastic birthday, babe.
Mel: awww thanks
Something Logan paul said became he had a lot of candles on his music video set
There is hella candles in here
As in a type of person: someone who, at first, seems to be very intriguing; someone you'd like to get to know better. But the more you know about the person, the more you just want to light them on fire.
"She made a great first impression, but turned out to be a total candle apple."
When one accepts the sucky choices others have to dish up no matter how time sensitive, important or otherwise compassionate it may be. One who will unapologetically put themselves before cyclists who would happily eat salt and vinegar chips despite the cyclist being awfully overweight and lethargic. No amount of tumeric or green tablets will help. Insert rainbow shark png.
Matt was butt candled for being himself. No matter how sick he was, the butt candling would continue deep into the night.
On the 14th of December, we celebrate National Candle Holder day. This day is used to shed light upon those/us who hold the candle for our taken đź’Ť friends
Definition: the 3rd wheeler/ The “bystander” who is there whilst the couple is doing couple tings.
Eg. you are the candle on the table, in between the couple on their date
“I saw, Palesa was the Candle Holder for Noah and Kristen. It was cute but sad”
The annoying act of smelling every candle in a retail outlet that sells candles, including Yankee Candle, BB&B, Cracker Barrel, Bath & Body Works, and others.
Girl: Let's go to the mall.
Guy: I can't.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I went to Yankee Candle last week and got kicked out for Candle Huffing.
Girl: You're a douchebag.
Guy: But Napa Valley Harvest smells so good. And Clean Cotton smells like new towels.