Capitalistic Colonizer Day

A synonym for "Columbus Day" and can be seen in the form of an acronym "CCD" (religious torture, trauma, and violence).

Happy Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!

Fuck Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!

I am off on Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD).

Colonic colonist

Someone (typically of the male gender) who frequently spends time exploring the colon of another man.

"Adam is always drinking iced tea and watching Queer Eye. What a colonic colonist!

Colon breath

A description of when someone farts (colon burps)

Would you please stop farting? I am tired of smelling your colon breath. Would please tell your colon to stop burping!

Basildon Colon

This describes the condition of one's colon after visiting an 'all you can eat' carvery.

If Mark Francois wants to come with me to a Toby Carvery, he too can experience a Basildon Colon.

Colon crusader

An absolute gayboy faggot that spends al their time up to their nuts in guts

Colon crusader OMFG that new dude is so far up the bosses arse the filthy colon crusading shit monkey

Ghetto Colonic

Fill a turkey baster with Fentanyl diluted in water. Proceed to insert baster into anal cavity and expunge entire contents. Clinch and hold for approximately 20 minutes or until effects kick in.

Usually resulting in temporary incontinence, it is suggested to perform procedure on the toilet with an ample amount of recovery time.

Bro, I gave myself a ghetto colonic on the couch last night, no idea how imma get the stain out!

colonic immigration

anal sex

Hey, you up for some colonic immigration later?