Ninja-Commenting / Liking

When one Comments or Likes a post up to 2 seconds after its posted. (On Facebook.)

WARNING: This action can get very annoying for the person recieving the notifications.

Girl 1: Oh man, I was on Facebook last night, and this guy is TOTALLY ninja-commenting / liking everything I post! SOO annoying.

Girl 2: Oh jees. That sucks...

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msn MySpace comment junkie

someone who trawls through random strangers' msn MySpaces, leaving inane comments in the vain hope that they might get some equally inane comments in return, in order to boost their own crippingly small sense of self-worth.

harsh but true.

HEY LUV UR SPACE LOL LEAVE A COMMENT ON MINE!!! XOXOXOXOX

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Urban Dictionary Comment Section

Something we need.

Urban Dictionary Person: im bored *adds Urban Dictionary Comment Section*
News Reporter: World peace had been resolved

first comment, first effect

Accepting someones type of skill

*Tournament starts*
Person1: C'mon dude you are a pro at this, show it.
Person2: first comment, first effect

Comments with edits about likes

The easiest way to ruin youtube comment

Edit: OMG thanks for 1.4k LIKES (random smiley emojis)

Everyone else: I hate Comments with edits about likes

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Horny Comment Nerd (H.C.N)

These are people wandering about the comment section for any word or sentence in the comment or video which when out of context sounds sexual.

If they find the word they will make multiple memes like the "sus", "😳", "That's what she said!" etc in the replies. They jokes are creepy in practical but are found funny or annoying by some.

They often express themselves as chad man of culture and call the people who find their jokes annoying 'nerds'. But they themselves are nerds (said by some gen z dislikers) looking for the specific requirement anywhere to make the same joke over and over again.
(Writer's opinion: these jokes are creepy and repetitive and I don't find these funny like every hecking day you check the comments you see them having a stroke "😳🤨🧐🥵🥴👀 SuS")

In video: This is the world's longest structure!
Horny Comment Nerd (H.C.N) : That's what she said!

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