Is a crunchy food enjoyed by millions around the world. The meals origions are unknown but have been adopted by many countries adopted this easy to come by meal as thier national dish.
You properly enjoy a "crunchy sandwich de el salv" by witnessing someone of higher status eating and approaching them begging for some. They become disgusted upon laying eyes on you groveling on your knees and strike you causing you to fall and get a mouthful of crunchy red clay or dirt depending where you are.
This meal is often paired with a discarded sunbaked waterbottles with condensation inside, or whatever other scraps you can find on the ground.
I asked him for a a crumb of bread but instead he generously gave me a whole crunchy sandwich de el Salv.
Yummy crunchy green is a delicious dish that is most popular in northwestern Iowa. It's arguably the best food in Iowa, and maybe even globally.
Oh my god dude I love my mom's yummy crunchy green!
Ever since my grandma died, the yummy crunchy green hasn't tasted the same...
My grandma's yummy crunchy green won the contest
The aftermath of dried ejaculate on ones chest. Usually caused by ejaculating on your own chest followed by a nap.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.
Jordan had just woken up from his three hour nap. The semen from his chest had now solidified and adhered to Jordan's body. He then began to peel his Crunchy Hinge.
"Hot damn those elderly women Fiona and Patricia are crunchy as hell"
Adjective
1. To have texture
2. To have been done sloppily
When a queen doesn't properly glue down her eyebrows leaving a textured, hairy mess.
"Her eyebrows are looking crunchy."
A Narcissistic, gaslighting, complaining individual who is often under the influence of alcohol and talks with a raspy voice.
Ugh, I wish Terry would hush with his complaining he’s so damn crunchy. Just the sound of his voice annoys me!
not a particular political stance crunchy or crunchy Moms are left wing liberals to right wing pro- lifers.Crunchy is more referring to being informed enlightened by research and information leading to ones on health consciousness.Crunchy prefer recycling, cloth diapers, eating healthy vegan or vegetarian or free range.
Crunchy Moms love yoga, health smoothies. The are informed on health issues and chose natural child birth, having a doula and using cloth diapers on the children.