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The cop (he really shouldn’t be one.) who killed George Floyd. He kneeled on his neck for 8 minutes till Floyd suffocated.
Derek Chauvin is a revolting excuse of a man. He deserves to rot in prison and then in the deepest depths of hell. I hope nobody gets to see his grotesque face again. Rot in hell.
P1: “I hope Derek chauvin’s toenails get pulled off of his toes and fed to him. What he did is unforgivable.”
P2: “I agree. Anyone who thinks he didn’t do anything wrong is a piece of shit.”
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the day when derek appeared and pooped on my butt
National derek day is today xoxo babe!
Words can't describe the size of this boy's heart. He loves and cares with all he's got and it makes you adore him in every way possible. He's comforting to be around and he's the kind of person you forever want to be friends with. He has so much potential, kindess, creativity, smarts, and is overall an amazing guy.
Thank you for being in my life, Derek Ortiz-Mondragon
A very complex machine that results in death
The Derek yu machine hit me with a random arrow and made me land on spikes
When someone's explanatory preface becomes part of their name. Derek's sister's name is just Lex, but I can't just say, "Lex," I have to say, "Derek's Sister Lex," or else confusion will ensue.
Max: Remember Jacky Chen?
Vivienne: You mean Jack?
Max: No. I mean Jacky Chen.
Vivienne: That's such a Derek's Sister Lex situation.
Max: :3
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a day where you appreciate derek bc he is the best bfffffff ever
person 1: what’s today hmmmmmmmmm?
person 2: national derek day you fucking idiot
A threesome that involves two men dressed as firemen, & one woman.
Derek loves to dress like a fireman with his friends & have a burning dirty derek.