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When you are surfing the web too much every month or week and need to cut down.
Going over your data allowance and getting an $800 bill at the end of the month. You need to go on a data diet
A diet consisting solely of food that one can steal for themselves.
I have to live off a klepto diet until my next paycheck, but luckily the convienent store manager doesn't pay much attention.
A bland-looking white woman who is considered conventionally attractive.
Before he was a pedophile, Woody Allen dated a series of diet sprites.
That fashion show was full of diet sprites.
Jeff is dating a diet sprite because he enjoys power-signaling.
When someone take prescription uppers in the morning and prescription downers of a night.
Person 1: Man, he’s so energetic and productive during the day!
Person 2: Yeah, he’s on the Elvis Diet, uppers in the morning and downers at night so he can sleep.
When a girl agrees to do anal sex, instead of fucking her, grab a packet of mentos and a bottle of Diet Coke. Put the mentos in the shove the Coke bottle inside.
Last night Danny gave me a Diet Ass’plosion
What’s that?
He shoved Coke and mentos up my ass
Someone who’s diet is constrained to such a small amount of food that trying to get them to eat anything can prove to be very difficult.
Other times, the foods they do eat are so stupid that it’s laughable.
Man, my friend is on a Jaxson Diet, he only eats dino nuggies!
A genre of music that is a fusion of mainstream or pop and punk rock music. The bands often look and dress punk, but the music is created to appeal to the mainstream. Often created for maximum image and radio play.
Bands like Green Day started the Diet-Punk movement, which opened the door for Good Charlotte and the like.
You can't buy punk at the mall, that is Diet-Punk my friends.