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A diet which consists of more than 15% over-the-counter or prescription drugs instead of actual food, since the person on it is either a drug dealing pharmacist, a hypochondriac, or has at least a dozen medical conditions. And no, I'm not making fun of people with medical conditions. That is personal experience.
A Human: Damn, how did Jenny get so fuckin' sexy? She was a complete fatass last summer.
Another Human: Oh, Jenny? She's on a pill diet now, so she doesn't pass out from starving herself.
all the garage bands that came out just as The Strokes blew up
"I was at the Whiskey A Go-Go last night to see Muse, and all the opening acts were these diet strokes".
A place where there is no crime and has a very trustworthy population.
Living in Diet Chicago is such a paradise.
A wigger, or white person who acts black; originating from spoda, redneck slang for a black person, from "You ain't 'spoda be coming round these parts!"
"Pull up your pants, you fake-ass mall gangster. You ain't nothin' but a diet spoda!"
When you start going out with a skinnier/fitter dude and feel the pressure to go on a diet so you can continue getting that dick.
- Man, have you seen how much weight she's lost?
- Yeah, its cause she started going out with Dylan.
- The crossfit Dylan??
- Yeah, she had to go on a dick diet to keep hooking up with him.
When you fuck a vegan girl using a lamb skin condom
Joe: How did things go with that girl last night?
Nick: Who? The vegan?
Joe: Yea
Nick: I gave her a a strict diet
The Merrill Diet is when someone is using meth.
Hey man, you hear about that Merrill Diet?
Yeah, it keeps me up for days!