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Any form of a bluetooth headset that is only in one ear. Usually used by anyone who wants to look like they are important, regardless of their actual status in society.
Brandon: I just got into a conversation with a random stranger, he turned his head slightly and turns out he was just wearing a douchebag earring.
When you are driving and stuck behind some a-hole going under the speed limit and have another a-hole tailgating you. Unfortunately, by being in the middle of this, means you too are a douchebag.
My ride to work sucked today, as I was once again in the middle of a Douchebag Sandwich.
A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Watch out, Susie! That guy is Schrödinger's Douchebag, he’ll trap you in a thought-experiment without your consent!
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the percentage of complete fucking tools attending any social gathering. normally higher at nightclubs that sell PBR in cans.
shit, fool, douchebag quotient be high tonight. bet the DJ's playing kid rock next.
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Anyone who defends, supports or gives acceptance to Donald J. Trump. Including the man himself.
That douchebag should set the example as our president. Disgraceful...
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Anyone who has or does play World of Warcraft.
dude, that nerd over there is such a douchebag.
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Anyone who orders Wine, with a glass of ice one the side. Then randomly drops ice cubes into his/her wine glass.
You are sitting in a bar, everyone at the bar is having beer or some other adult type beverage. This DOUCHEBAG has the unmitigated gall to order a chardonnay with a glass of ice on the side.
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