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1-A boyfriend who is overly emotional (bordering on women on period emotions).
2-When a guy likes a girl but she likes him enough to have all the fun of a relationship with him, minus the sex or making out, this is a derivative of the friend zone but is not quite as bad as the man actually means something to the girl and there is or was a degree of attraction, the way to get out of this is to avoid this or to get out of it is to make half the relationship light flirting and half emotional support and caring.
1-John started crying with happiness when him and Claire were on a romantic date, he is such an emotional boyfriend.
2-Daniel likes Emily and she likes him to an extent but dosen't tell him, so that she can get all the emotional support of a boyfriend minus the commitment and other problems, he is her emotional boyfriend and needs to start flirting with her
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(especially in a relationship)
when one person riles another person up by acting angry, to the point that the other person gets defensive and angry in response. then the first person plays innocent and defenseless so that the other person comes off as being an ass or jerk.
My girlfriend just accused me of cheating on her, then emotional cockteased me by telling me she loves me.
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A condition characterized by explosive outbursts of thoughtlessness through that hole in your face, resulting in undesired consequences.
Your boss says jokingly. "Nice shoes, where'd you get them, good will?" Unfortunately, emotional diarrhea ensues. "Really? That's great cause just last night, your wife was saying how much she likes them, and wanted to know where did I... Uh..."
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n.1. an outpouring of "emotion";
n.2. a very polite way of saying ejaculation/orgasm
"dude, andrew had an intense emotional discharge when he saw dan at the sushi restaurant last night."
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(noun): Similar to the food product Tofu which generates no original flavor but absorbs flavor from surrounding products, Emotional Tofu is a person with no actual experience in a topic but knows, or knows of, someone who has experience in a cause, so they absorb their emotion as their own.
Seen mostly in white, middle/upper class, priveledged, Social Justice Warriors when they're trying to justify their political views. Typically identified by using sentences that start with "I have a friend who.."
Veteran: Yeah I think the inroads made in Iraq post-exit in 2011 have had mostly long term benefits for the region despite setbacks with ISIL's rise
Emotional Tofu: No it isn't! No! You don't understand. I have friend. He was in Iraq. He caught PTSD and that's why universal health insurance and stronger gun control because fuck you Trump!
Felling butt hurt and bent. Got kicked in the va-jay-jay. Panties in a wad. Depressed and sad. All delivered to you by your local bully and/or ass kicker.
Dude gave him an emotional wedgie, now he's acting like a little bitch about everything.
When, for one reason or another, you have actual things to do but you get sucked into an emotional situation (i.e. becoming an shoulder to lean on) that you are unable to extricate yourself from and end up having to ride it out even if it means not getting your stuff done.
“Sorry I’m 20 minutes late; I was put into an emotional headlock by my bestie who needed someone to listen”