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When a man gives a woman a facial while taking a shit on the toilet.
John gave Jane a blumkin facial while squeezing out last night's dinner.
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That horrible stuff that ends up on your face if you don't know how to shave properly, or if you're a mid teen and you decide not to shave for a while, then it grows all blotchy and the ladies WILL laugh at you.
"Look at that kid, he thinks he's cool because he hasn't shaved for a while, but really, he's only ended up with a major facial fungus problem"
"I guess that guy is retarded, as he's in his thirties and still has a facial fungus issue"
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A Sexual act combination where a woman's face is repeatedly smacked on the checks and forehead while her male partner is in the midst of ejaculation.
In all of the excitement of actually giving her the Chinese Penis Torture, he covered her in aChinese Facial!
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Rubbing a dick on someone's face. Frottage means sexual rubbing. This is specifically facial sexual rubbing.
While he was giving her facial frottage, Debbie let her BF finally slip it between her lips.
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When a woman gives two handjobs at the same time while getting her toes sucked and receiving a load on her face. Fantastic day at the spa!!!
Louise tried a new nail salon in the seedy part of town. She wondered why there were only men working to give a Mani-Pedi-Facial
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To utterly destroy the enemy and/or your teammates in a video game or Sport.
I just got booted from a game of C.O.D 4 for facial rape
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to get sprayed in the face from a beer can opened under pressure.
what happens when someone shakes a beer can and gives it to an unsuspecting victim.
tired of fetching her boyfriend beer, she decided to give him an Irish facial and shook the PBR as hard as she could.
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