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Is a fat balding 4 eyed geek who can’t stop complaining
I gave Jacob one of my large dildos and he started acting like a filthy Zach because it wasn’t big enough for his booty hole
Balloon animals made from intestines. Real great at parties.
Clown: "What kind of animal do you want, little boy?"
Kid: "What is a filthy tuba?"
Clown: "i'll show you. Do you happen to have a dog?"
Despite plenty of public ridicule towards the notion of "clown college," it is a fairly sophisticated establishment, full of ancient traditions and practices not known to the common man. An aspiring clown is only allowed to graduate once they complete the sacred ritual known as a filthy tuba. The jovial neophyte will begin by offering up a sacrifice to the old gods, Kid Villain and John Kickjazz of the Insane Clown Posse. Then they will remove the sacrifice's intestine and tie off one end. After blowing the guts up like a balloon, the soon-to-be graduate must tie it into a balloon animal. The sacrifice alone will earn a bachelor's in clownography. In order to acquire a master's degree, the balloon must be tied into a tuba-like shape, and it must be used to perform Beethoven's 3rd Symphony in its entirety.
Johnny: Hey, how are finals going?
Chuckles: I've just got one more: the filthy tuba.
Johnny: Oh, sick. Do you need any help studying?
Chuckles: Sure, let's practice!
The manual manipulation of the female genitals by a partner with dirty hands, usually resulting in a UTI.
Her boyfriend looked so hot working on his car the other day, she let him give her a filthy wrister. Now she’s taking Cipro.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal. - Gangster Johnny
Keep the change, ya filthy animal.
All the people who wanted Ridley and Waluigi in Smash Bros Ultimate.
Eat shit, you filthy memers! He's never getting in!
The act of homosexual love making on a bed covered in curry, then afterwords the two men go out on a date at the nearest Dunkin Donuts drive thru.
Do you ever think Pen and Teller perform a filthy pushpak?