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The malookia finger is the finger that has malookia juice all over it either from a sheila's cunt or her filthy arse crack.
Would you like some chips Damien? Yeah I will after I wash my malookia finger from the crack addict I picked up on smoko.
The art of coating ones index and middle finger with a layer of semen and subsequently inserting said fingers into a vagina/asshole.
Rob: " she has a lovely set of buns...."
Adam: " yeah! She needs a good old iced fingering to go along with them!"
Giving someone the middle finger while your hand is inside a mitten.
My neighbor is such an ass. I gave him the mitten finger while I was shoveling my driveway yesterday.
The seal on a dairy carton that you pull off when opening
Made popular by Ethan (crankgameplays) on Unus Annus
Ethan: "Now you've gotta make sure you take off all the finger hats ... Take off all the finger hats of the cream"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "The finger hats"
Mark: "The what?"
Ethan: "FINGER HATS"
-noun
Sexual term. A defense for unwanted anal play in which the one being probed defecates on the finger(s) of the one doing the probing.
Told you it was exit only, now you have a fiber finger.
A finger that you have broken several times, so that its bumpy. Once it is in this state you then finger your significant other.
Jared gave Rachel the gross finger.
A particularly malignant form of carpal tunnel which can manifest after a prolonged bout of swiping to the right when using the popular dating app, Tinder.
"Are you coming out tonight mate?"
"Sorry bro, no can do. I spent all night trying to pick up a bit of skirt and now I've got really bad Tinder finger"