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asian fail

To obtain a mark in scholastic pursuits of less than an A.

I totally asian failed differential equations.

by Illtaketherapists December 17, 2009

23๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Epic fail

A failure so large and obvious it has to have its own catagory.

Guy 1: Dude, I just missed an A on my test by 1 point.
Guy 2: Which one did you miss?
Guy 1: I spelled my name wrong.
Guy 2: *shakes head* Epic Fail

by RevolverMonroe December 9, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


epic fail

Arizona Diamondbacks 2010 Bullpen.

(After SP goes 7-8 solid innings, and the bullpen immediately blows a 3-4 run or more lead)

-Fuck this shit, I can't stand another second of this epic fail.

by hugh_jazz May 15, 2010

34๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bulsora Fail

It is the step above "epic fail". When you call someone a Bulsora Fail its so bad you and everyone around is laughing at their very existance at that moment in time.

Derived from an incident in World of Warcraft where a level 70 shamen cast a HOT on a mage as Nightbane was landing, causeing the mage to draw agro and instantly die. Followed shortly by the same shamen being out-healed on the healing charts by his earth sheild on the tank. And to top the cake of fail off, when the he finally died, the raid leader told him to anhk, to which he replied what is that?

It's very rare to come across someone who warrents the label "Bulsora Fail", but when it happens it usually comes right after someone is called an Epic Fail, and the rest of the community is not satisfied with that title.

Daakal "OMG I FOUND OUT I CAN JUMP, AND SPIN AROUND LIKE 3 WHOLE TIMES B4 I HIT THE BOTTOM AND DIE!"

Rashima "You do know you lose durability everytime you die from a fall, dont you?"

Daakal "Really?!"

Rashima "yes and fail"

Daakal "Shit, oh well I guess I can talior some stuff and D/E it for mats to sell so I can repair my gear"

Rashima "Dude thats gonna cost more to make the stuff than to just repair your gear....Epic Fail"

Daakal "FUUUKKKK! I umm.. just D/E'd my riding crop!

Theseus "Bulsora Fail"

Everyone *laughs, and drives the fail away from them*

by Daakal October 9, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


FAIL Express

Also, FailEx. Getting a delivery from FAIL Express means you get fail when you absolutely, positively DO NOT need it.

Etymology: A fictional version of Federal Express/FedEx that only delivers fail.

She thought everything was OK until FAIL Express delivered her pregnancy test.

by twilyth June 17, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Evan fail

A level of failure that takes epic fail to previously unseen levels.

Damn that link is still broken. Your copy and paste skills are approaching Evan fail.

by f1x September 17, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


you fail

When a person Fails at a mundane or easy task, These type of insults are found largely within online games. e.g. Counter Strike or WOW.

This is a more personal attack than 'Your a noob' or 'you sux!' because this insinuates that the person who it is aimed at completely fails... at everything

see also you fail at life

Example 1:

(CS Pro pwn's a defenseless noob)

Pro: You Fail

Example 2:

Person 1: d00d! i cant figure out how to make this computer like totally turn on!

Person 2: You Fail.

by Alastair Costley November 1, 2007

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