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In the act of taking any sort of food and putting it inside of a human asshole and than eating it
I use dillon forester for French Relish
The act of dipping one's genitals into a toilet bowl, getting a blow job, and then French kissing said blower.
My new girlfriend is kind of a freak and wanted to try the swirly French. Turns out it is pretty great.
My friend got a swirly French in a public restroom the other day. He's not feeling so well now.
When you make French toast mix and put your dick in the batter then you stick it in the frying pan. It may sting a bit but at the end you have a nice treat for you and your girlfriend/ boyfriend.
Friend: Yo dude, what'd you eat this morning?
You: well, I gave my girl a French deepfry.
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When you perform cunnilingus on a lovely lady. Maybe she's not so lovely. You do what you want with whom you want.
What do you say you put on that beret and put my baguette in your mouth while I go downstairs French. Don't worry about being all Marcel Marceau. My mom won't be home for another half hour.
A sexual act in which a woman gives a blowjob to a man while he uses her back as a computer-rest to write.
"I've got to do this essay for class tomorrow, but I'm really horny. Want to give me a French Typewriter?"
When one shoves a croissant in their own shitter and proceeds into duck and cover position with their ass aimed high in the air and lets out a massive fart launching the croissant into the partners mouth making for a delicious treat.
Madison got into position and launched a perfect french mortar right into andrews mouth.
Term used when your friend is trying to get a girl. Talking/flirting her up.
Bro, do you know where LJ is?
Yeah, he’s over there french farming.