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To jerk off (masturbate) to images from your memory instead of watching anything (ex: porn) to get you off.
Joe: Yesterday was horrible, dude!
Mark: Why, man?
Joe: I had to jerk from memory cuz my internet was down all day!
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likes to give little kids a footlong in the other end of there body.....
Jared FROM SUBWAY then sticks his footlong in a kids throat and than mayo slips out.....
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Pee From Butt (adjective) or as its commonly referred to PFB is when the consistency of your poop is that of liquid & escapes your butt with a flow similar to pee. PFB can sometimes be proceeded by cramping and discomfort.
"That Italian food last night was killer and I woke up this morning with PFB". "The salad I just ate sure cleansed the colon and gave me mad pee from butt".
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Often used as AFC, it is when you are playing COD and you want to get a beer, you tell your buddies "I'm gonna go AFC".
Tim needed to take a shit really bad, so you told his buddies he needed to go AFC while playing COD "away from controller"
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A cordial way of saying who gives a fuck, fuck off, or shut the fuck up. This expression is particularly useful in online conversations or when you need to silence someone in their tracks.
Jack: So let me tell you what I did today. I fed my cat, polished my shoes, bought a new hat, but I still didn't get any work done on my damn--
Greg: Greetings from London!
Jack: Sorry about that.
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Sexual act in which the girl is being fucked with her hands handcuffed behind her back and where the keys are inserted anally. Then after fucking, she has to get to freedom herself.
Last night, I gave her an Escape from Asscatraz
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A slang term referring to the idea of an old, non cleansed area underneath a males penis. Usually, From-Unda-Cheese is used as a deragotory term to insult or make fun of a boy who doesn't wash his genitals, or even shower at all. The word can also be used to play a joke on a female or male because when said quick enough, it sounds like Fromundacheese... which could quickly be interpreted as a type of cheese.
1) "Eww... hes got some serious From-Unda-Cheese, I can fucking smell it."
2) "Hey Katie!"
"Yeah?"
"(laughing under breath).. Do you like Fromundacheese?"
"What's That?"
"It's a kind of cheese, it's really tasty on macaroni."
"(decides to act like she has eaten it before),,...Yeah! Its my favorite kind of cheese lol."
"(starting to crack up)... lol cool..."
"What's so funny??"
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