The most nostalgic/best Youtube Channel ever. Has way too many dead memes.
Cozmic Gamer yeeted on a porkchop.
When you have been gaming for so long and haven’t showered so your dick gets covered in a layer of grease preventing you from jerking off since you can’t get a grip
Bro after that WOW session I got gamer dick
The shape that a gaming headset or any type of over-the-head headphones makes in your hair after a gaming session. This shape can also occur when you are listening to music for a long time without taking the headphones off. This usually occurs in people with shorter hair
Gamer: I didn't take my headset off for four hours and my hair got a gamer's gap
Gamer 2: I hate that bullshit it makes me look like an upside down cereal bowl!!
Loosely used by new age griefing group "Successors of Slime", A Gamers Dozen is generally believed to be sixteen. However, the term can be used in a comical sense to refer to a completely arbitrary number.
gamer1: hey bro, got any dynamite to grief vicamas27's base?
gamer2: yeah, about a gamers dozen
gamer1: send em through my friend )
It's when your penis touches your chair when your playing CoD and cresses your Bellend
Oi John, when I was Playing CoD my gamer penis was pissing me off
When playing a video game for an excessive amount of time your eyes get tired and your vision blurs. this is a common problem for CoD gamers and WOW players.
Person 1: Dude, iwas playing CoD last night and my eyes were so tired, my vision went all fuzzy.
Person 2: sorry bro, you got a case of gamers blur.
Person 3: FUCK!