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Someone that wakes up early to enter the student union. They tend not to go to classes and they will be there 99% of the time. Legend has it it that if you say their name 3 times they’ll appear.
Fade: precious you’re an SU security guard.
Precious: how?
Fade: you open the SU
Well then I guess there's no reason to talk to YOU, Jordan. Right. Because you said YOU (Meaning the audience) would be an evil Auschwitz guard and WOULD LIKE IT. Those are your exact words. EVERYONE would be an evil Auschwitz guard. That's what you said. So which is it?
Hym "Are we ALL sadistic Auschwitz guard or do we all HAVE TO agree the sadistic Auschwitz guard is a UNIQUE EVIL that is indefensible? And how is saying the 'You would be an evil Auschwitz guard and you would like it' NOT a defense of evil Auschwitz guard? Because the latter is the exact opposite of what you were saying earlier. It can't be both and it can't be neither. It's either unique to 'evil people' or it could be anyone. That's your Satan, Jordan. And not in the banal miltonian sense. Satan is the nebulous boogeyman that constitutes 'The wrong type of person.' The combat of whom justifies anything and to whom you're allowed to do whatever you want. It's where the conservative pedophile revenge fantasies stem. I am your Satan. You're doimg the same thing that Dr. K was doing when he got side-swiped by Chris Williamson. Self-contradictory statement to detract from the fact that you were WRONG AND A COWARD framed as the structure of reality manifesting itself as your behavior."
A piece of glass to protect the buffet food
Waitress: Our kitchen is slammed, it's much quicker to get the buffet.
Patron: No thanks, I don't trust the sneeze guard.
Live from grande prairie Alberta, sept 2017
It is a combat formation that allows you to throw a flying elbow and karate chop with out your opponent seeing it coming while protecting ur head and body.
"He wants to fight i better get in full body guard "
The basement guard effect- when you talk too much to, or about tbg where your autocorrect changes “tbh” to “tbg”
- Tbg, crocheting is superior to knitting
- did you mean “tbh” ?
- shit yeah the basement guard effect finally got to me
A device made from toilet paper that keeps diarrhea from splattering all over the toilet.
Girl, you ate those BK onion rings last night. You're gonna need a splatter guard.
a bitch that does not shut the fuck up about their winterguard/colorguard season. also known as me.
Hey we got first place at our show last weekend!
No one fucking asked, god you’re such a color guard hoe.