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a Chinese dwarf hamster is a fast energetic small hamster, with silver skin a white stomach and a black stripe, looks like a great white shark from underneath it , and is the easiest creature to take care of for the laziest people.
this hamster rarely bites so your ready to go!
a Chinese dwarf hamster is a fast energetic small hamster, with silver skin a white stomach and a black stripe, looks like a great white shark from underneath it , and is the easiest creature to take care of for the laziest people.
when you don't want to tell people to kill theirself so you tell them to kill their hamster.
"I unironically like Logan Paul."
- "Kill your hamster."
Slang for having a below average sized penis. Became "famous" by Brad Pitt admitting he was hung like a hamster.
Bradd Pitt said (after being asked if he thought he represented the perfect male specimen): “I don’t know if that’s true — I’m hung like a hamster.”
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When your brain runs about some issue over and over again and won't stop, just like a hamster running in its exercise wheel. It keeps running, but doesn't get anywhere.
I'm having such hamster wheel brain about whether or not to take this job offer.
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A form of rating women as compared to ramming the equivalent number of hamsters up your bum.
Boy oh boy that girl was so hot, she's worth 18 hamsters
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A non profit organization dedicated to helping abused, bullyed, and shit on hamsters.
Would you like to donate to the Hydrated Nigga Hamster community
A chick stomps on a guys wiener
that bitch Russian hamster wheeled me