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Hooker Taint

The moldy residue that builds up on your penis after having unprotected sex with several prostitutes. If not properly cleaned right away it has been scientifically proven to develop new strands of bacteria that modern medicine is unable to cure or properly treat.

Person A: Hey bro, what did you put on my toast?
Person B: I rubbed my dick on it, it's hooker taint.
Person A: Wow, I can't believe it's not butter!

by HolyToiletWater July 16, 2012

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Hooker Hoofers

Shoes most commonly worn by strippers, ho's and other "ladies of the evening." Always high-heeled, usually shiny and vinyl this exciting footware is for the most discriminately trashy wearer. Most often hooker hoofers are cheap versions of those famous fuck me pumps.

"Girl, when workin' the pole your legs look fine wearing your hooker hoofers"

by busybusybusybusy May 24, 2009

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son of a hooker

A phrase you yell in class when you have no idea what the teacher is talking about, and you have no idea what the hell is on the board. It's softer that son of a bitch, yet very effective. The teacher will automatically catch that you have no clue and stop to help you.

Teacher: 3xy + dy/dx 75497h54utrw98yht4itr;ogeo;iugfe vdkuvdsogusvou

Student: *???* SON OF A HOOKER!

Teacher: Oh gee, I'm sorry, let me help you understand this bull crap I've got here on the board!

Student: Thank you!

by vdb2725 January 30, 2011

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Hooker Pants

Having pants of a hookerish nature.

Jen got a pair of new hooker pants. She looks mighty hookerish.

by Popsp24 September 7, 2011

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hooker bump

inhaling substances off someone's long finger nail when no other substance accesory is available

Becky, with her long acrylic nail, spooned the substance out and offered Bob her pinky nail to inhale. She asked "want a hooker bump?"

by Dick Lea April 20, 2011

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Hooker Snack

Something that a married man has between bouts with the wife, usually when the husband isn't getting any

"Man, I had the best hooker snack of my life last night."
"You might want to get yourself checked out."

by JacksonStorm February 16, 2010

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Hooker Nails

Hooker nails, is a term given to someone, typically a female who recently had her nails done, and got them longer than most call socially correct length. This term however is misguided; for those who choose that life style (prostitution) generally have short nails because of the hard life on the streets, the general "jobs" they partake in. But the term is still widely use among other girls, no real origin, except classroom chatter.

-Did you see Marie's hooker nails?
--No, what do you mean?
-You know, those long nails, that are like an inch long or sometimes longer.
--Oh! Hooker nails! I get it?
-Exactly!

by CMC+MGM January 19, 2012

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