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When you got a small tallywacker but you still do damage to the vagina
I sure gave Helen the two inch punisher last night
Someone with a small dick (2 inches or smaller) but who really knows how to use it. At first you will laugh but after that when you get to try it it will be very good sex.
Emily: that Oscar had a two inch punisher you know
Alex: you lucky girl. Now let’s have sex.
"2 Inches for Jesus" is the appropriate distance between a girl and boy during a dance, often seen at school proms.
2 inches for jesus is used in a sentence to inform people the correct distance between them to dance, as to not be too provocative
"Leave two inches for jesus" said the principle at the school dance
A penis so big it can only be used by a select few, the penis can't become errect as it will cave in with the mass. Anyone unlucky enough to have one of these usually gets medical support.
Ways in which it is used : To cream pie the penis I put it usually a drain pipe or other plumbing material. The woman then has to use metal foresips to spread he vagina far enough apart for the penis to fit in. Once in the penis is in and has a target it will then send a large amount of signal to the brain to kick in overdrive, this is where it will begin to vibrate and start to shoot out not sperm in liquid form but in more of a mud sandwich.
User : hey girl wanna get mud sandwiched, I have the power of my 12 inch slong
Girl : wow you must be quite the man, sure thing
an easy way to define your gender, for nosy friends
- "Are you gay?"
- I think you're gay, I'm lesbian with a 10 inch clit!
- o_0 ... What? Why?
- "Yeah... didn't you know that people, who have sex with a men are gay?
a community of men with two inch penises
Trump might have small hands but he still ain't 2 inch gang.
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When a man or teen is wearing tight-often microfiber-underwear and he has a large scrotum and testicles but a tiny penis that gives off the appearence of having a eight-to-twelve inch penis.
"There was this guy at the gym who looked like a stud in his boxers, but when he took a shower it was just an 8 inch sag."
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