1. A person who punches lamps
2. Slang for eating top hats
“I am a professional lamp puncher ACHOO!”
When 3-5 dudes meet up in a bathroom with the lights off and jerk each-other
Want to go with me and John to the bathroom to Lamp Stroke?
A grammatically incorrect spelling of ambulance.
Well, there's the amber lamps.
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When a penis so hard it starts to glow and shines like a beacon to guide a sexual partner to the cock.
Amy gave me such a Dick Lamp that she Han no problem finding my cock in the dark room.
An old Scottish word for penis. The term was widely used by coal miners.
Also used when greeting friends or family. People you know really well.
Son: My pit lamps red raw!
Dad: Stop wanking all day and get a job!
How's yer pit lamp? ( How are you?)
Used in the same way a lot of people say "How's it hanging?)
When someone tries to hit up your line on the gram; the abstract version of “u up”
Elsa liked Scott’s genie lamp. She was liking a genie lamp on Scott’s instagram.
When 3-5 dudes meet up in a bathroom with the lights off and jerk each-other.
Wanna go with me and John to the bathroom to do The Lamp Stroke?