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when you get in position so you get slammed by your lamp, it's very spicy
"UHHHH, lamp clap barbeque"
when a man ejaculates into a kettle, and pumps the heated semen into the recipient's anus.
Guy 1: So how did it go last night?
Guy 2: I gave her the lava lamp treatment.
Guy 1: Nice one bro.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: By the way, did you file the divorce papers?
Guy 2: Wait, we're married??
Guy 1: For Christ sake, dad...
When you cum in your cousins pussy, and then stick a flashlight in her ass to make sure the kids find their way home. (Much like when mom and dad told you to be home before the street lamps came on.)
My cousin wanted a baby, so I waited until dusk and gave her the Alabama Street Lamp.
When you lava lamp won't work.
Oh no, our lava lamp, its not lava lamping.
When you trick on someone and then shit lights up
When a bitch tries to get your man alone and then shit lights up. Whole ass trick lamp.
A theory for movies based on the fact that if a female character could just be replaced with a sexy lamp, the story would just be the exact same.
This chick does literally nothing, she would absolutely fail the sexy lamp test.
A person with one eye which is slightly faulty (poor vision or a twitch)
this is my mate Dave but everyone calls him manky-lamp